It was his dream to become a Mason
Though he wasn’t sure quite why.
So he made an application,
Then waited months for a reply.
No committee came to pay a call
To meet him and his wife,
No invitation to Mason’s Hall;
Nor offer of Advice.
Finally a postcard in the mail,
Said “Come Monday night at six,
And Bring us twenty dollars,
If you want to see our tricks.”